Printable Channel Lineup

I received an email that Xfintiy now has a printable Channel Lineup.  I got happy. My thumb was worn out scrolling through 1,000 channels in the on-screen Guide. I printed out the Channel Lineup. It's in numerical order. Numerical order. Dumb. So I say, "I want watch the Food Network. What channel is it on?"  I don't say "I want to watch channel 839, I wonder what's on it?" The printable guide is worthless unless it's in ALPHABETICAL ORDER.  Or, at least offer it as an Excel format that I can sort myself.