HOW DO YOU ACTUALLY TALK TO A REAL PERSON ANYMORE.

I've been put behind a CgNat, I can't port-forward Nor can i Use DMZ. I want a Public IP. Not this CgNat It's terrible. My Job requires me to have ports Open. 

I've tried the "Talk with an agent" In the Assistant to no avail. it just keeps looping back to "What can i help you with"

I need an actual real person