Tired of your constant daily outages

I am now going to start keeping receipts of your constant daily outages and charging you $200 an hour every single time this happens. This is going to be an official notice. If I'm required to pay you $200 a month to have your service work properly day by day 24 hours a day 7 days a week then I expect compensation when [Edited: Inflammatory] [Edited: Profanity].