STOP SENDING PEOPLE IN CIRCLES WITH YOUR AUTOMATED PHONE SYSTEM! WE WANT TO TALK TO A HUMAN!

Your automated phone system is a masterclass in corporate contempt. It's a labyrinth of irrelevant prompts, fake keyboard noise, and dead-end loops clearly designed to frustrate customers into giving up—just so you don’t have to hire actual human beings that you have to pay. I didn’t call to play a game of “guess the menu option,” or to scream “REPRESENTATIVE” into the void like I’m casting a spell. This isn’t customer service—it’s digital gaslighting, and it reeks of a company that values profits over people. Don’t pretend to be surprised when your customers leave you such consistent bad reviews.